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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [personal profile] unrepentant 2021-12-23 05:59 pm (UTC)

oh, come ON annie! are you even OK?

[He's using that moniker to insult the Jedi on purpose, unaware that it is a childhood nickname. Whoops. Mostly because when Rex sees that word, he hears the kazoo mp3 version of "The Sun Will Come Out," which then plays on loop in his head. also billie jean reference]

you know ya can't just go around askin people how much they weigh
it's not polite!!!
where are your manners at, huh?


[because that is exactly how a Mannered person would ask that question...]

if anybody wanted the answer to that dinky lil q they'd have to wine and dine me first
i may not be classy? but i LOVE flyin first class


[rex, where is your man, why are u like this, somebody come get him, he's dancing like a (shitt)er]

also so i can walk through the aisles and tip all those rich assholes' drinks over on my way 2 the can
you know! by "accident?" hehehe

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