[The message that comes in takes Anakin on a journey. A face journey. A mental journey. Jedi don't discuss matters of love or sexuality because they're irrelevant- things that they aren't supposed to engage in and as a result, never come up. The clone army he's stationed with call each other 'brother' so there's no casual dialogue there either. The closest it'd come was seeing the pinups painted on Republic ships and the one that was absolutely of Padme.
He tries to follow the train of thought but spends at least half of that time recoiling to a mental chorus of no no no. And then embarrassment slides into sputtering indignation that someone could possibly impinge Obi-Wan's virtue. Of all people.]
I don't have a father [Unfortunately, George Lucas decided virgin births would be cool in his space epic]
And I wouldn't tell you anyway Maybe they don't want to remember. [They]
yeah? well i had two and they both got me fucked me up trust me, ur not missing out on much
[This may, hilariously, seem like Rex had two shitty gay dads who were a couple... But he had two separate father figures in succession, unrelated. One biological and the other a mentor.]
bro did u nut on a pic of "their" dead grandpa or what look, man, shit happens! sometimes people are too damn sexy for their own good, ok
[??????????]
just take it in ur weird space culty stride and uh don't ruin any family photos next time
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He tries to follow the train of thought but spends at least half of that time recoiling to a mental chorus of no no no. And then embarrassment slides into sputtering indignation that someone could possibly impinge Obi-Wan's virtue. Of all people.]
I don't have a father
[Unfortunately, George Lucas decided virgin births would be cool in his space epic]
And I wouldn't tell you anyway
Maybe they don't want to remember.
[They]
Maybe they're embarrassed
Or maybe they regret it
no subject
i had two and they both got me fucked me up
trust me, ur not missing out on much
[This may, hilariously, seem like Rex had two shitty gay dads who were a couple... But he had two separate father figures in succession, unrelated. One biological and the other a mentor.]
bro did u nut on a pic of "their" dead grandpa or what
look, man, shit happens! sometimes people are too damn sexy for their own good, ok
[??????????]
just take it in ur weird space culty stride and uh
don't ruin any family photos next time